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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Bless...
Saturday, January 22, 2011
So, there's this boy....
"'Cause if you wanna go
Baby, let's go
If you wanna rock,
I'm ready to roll
And if you wanna slow down,
We can slow down together
If you wanna walk,
Baby, let's walk
Have a little kiss,
Have a little talk
We don't gotta leave at all
We can stay here forever
Lay here forever, oh
Let's stay here forever, oh"
-Stay Here Forever by Jewel
I really want him to stay around forever, hopefully he will. But as you know only time can tell :)
P.S. This blog totally doesnt do justice to how I feel about Austin, or how awesome he really is, but I told him I was going to blog about him and he didnt believe me. So ha! lol
Monday, January 10, 2011
woah!
OCTOBER!
I dont remember a heck of a lot...Austin and I did take Miss Mady to a pumpkin patch! It was so hot and sticky that day, but we all had a blast. Even more fun when we carved our pumpkins :) Then Halloween came around. Let me tell you, Mady made the cutest Lil' Red Riding Hood ever. lol
NOVEMBER!
All stinkin month I was looking forward to going to Tampa, FL with Austin and his parents for Thanksgiving. I was excited yet nervous that his extended family wanted to meet Mady and I. Well needless to say, we ended up not going. Mady got terribly sick so she and I had to come home. I was super bummed but felt bad for my little one. My mom was pretty excited that we were gonna be there for Thanksgiving dinner. Then Mady was gracious enough to pass her virus on to the rest of us. Not so much fun....
DECEMBER!
The hap-happiest time of the year! I love the Christmas season for so many reasons. All the joyful people, the hustle and bussle, seeing family, snow, etc. This year was very special. My whole family was here! I liked it and all for about an hour. 14 people in a house with ONE bathroom equals no bueno. I did really enjoy Austin being here on Christmas morning to see Mady open her gifts. She was precious by the way....Oh and I almost forgot, I SAW THE ROCKETTES! I've always wanted to see them and it was spectacular! I want to go every year, and I'm going to make Austin and Mady go next year :)
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Southern by the Grace of God.
Amen! :) haha. I am told that i have a very thick southern "accent" or as I like to say, twang. I was born into an Appalachian family in the foothills of the Smokies. So yeah, I shouldnt talk any other way. [supposively i say "Bless" alot which is a southern term ha]. For amusement purposes, here's a lil bit of Southern for ya.
Enjoy.
SAYINGS.
A good attitude is like Kudzu - it spreads.
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
So buck toothed he could eat corn-on-the-cob through a key hole.
Slick as an eel.
Slicker than a chased greased hog.
Full as a tick.
Fat as a tub o lard.
Ol' boy's tough as whit leather.
He ran like a scalded dog.
Rough as a cob.
Just as happy as if he had good sense.
Cold as a well digger's tail.
So dull he couldn't cut hot butter with a knife.
Crazier than a run over dog.
Tougher than a one eared alley cat.
Scared my mule ( when something really startled them )
Faster than greased lightning.
Better than snuff, ain't half as dusty.
She's limber as a dishrag.
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full o' rocking chairs.
So ugly she'd run a dog off a meat wagon.
Took off like Moody's goose.
As scarce as hen's teeth.
Purty as a speckled pup.
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Plumb tuckered out.
Older than the mountains and got twice as much dust.
That's a gracious plenty ( when being offered something)
In all my born days. . .
how to speak southern.
(i just picked a few...)
Afar: In a state of combustion. "Call the far department. That house is afar."
Best: Another baffling Southernism that is usually couched in the negative. "You best not speak to Bob about his car. He just had to spend $300 on it."
Fetchin': Attractive. "That's a mighty fetchin' woman. Think I'll ask her to daints."
Fixin' to: About to. "I'm fixin' to go to the store."
Hush yo' mouth: An expression of pleased embarrassment, as when a Southern female is paid an extravagant compliment. "Honey, you're 'bout the sweetest, best-lookin' woman in Tennessee. Now hush yo' mouth, Jim Bob."
Ill: Angry, testy. "What's wrong with Molly today? She's ill as a hornet."
Pick at: To pester and annoy. "Jimmy, Ah told you not to pick at your little sister."
Sass: Another Elizabethan term derived from the word saucy, meaning to speak in an impertinent manner. "Don't sass me, young lady. You're not too old to get a whippin'."
Supper: The evening meal Southererners are having while Yankees are having dinner. "What's for supper, honey?
Wear out: An expression used to describe a highly-effective method of behavior modification in children. "When Ah get ahold of that boy, Ah'm gonna wear him out."
Yungins: Also spelled younguns, meaning young ones. "Ah want all you yungins in bed in five minutes."
GOD BLESS :)
Sunday, September 26, 2010
fallllll:)
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
random! ha.
In other news, I believe I will be going to school in the spring most likely at WKU. I would love to move closer with some friends (hint hint: AMY WELLS) lol. Maybe not move to bowling green, but i can be hopeful right? Thats all I am really, and girl with hopes and dreams and aspirations. Anyone have a thought on what I should major//minor in? Im drawing a blank, I have no clue what i want to do THE REST OF MY LIFE. On another note, My life is going fabulously, cant say that ive been like this in a long long time. Its great. Now to find a new job this would be fantastic. Anywho, im gonna try to start blogging more frequently, but you may have to remind me:)
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